Patch’s Birthday Party in Tweet form

My house is full of sword wielding boys. twas not supposed to rain on party day, else I’d not have put ‘bring a sword’ on the invites.

It turns out that 10 boys with padded swords do not need a party plan. They just need melee room. Will intervene with pizza before tears.

Serving soda to 10 boys is surprisingly similar to bar tending as seen in films. “two orange/root beer blends and a 7up!”

All boys will be disarmed before presents and cake. No exceptions.

Bugs Bunny is always a great way to end a party.

Once again I discover that my favorite part of kid birthday parties is the quiet afterward.